good news/ badnews

Published by: monty stone on 19th Jan 2017 | View all blogs by monty stone

           doctor speaking to patient.  "well i have good news, and bad news"                                                                                                                                                          patient.."tell me the good news doc"                                                                                                                                                                                    doctor " the good news is you have thirty days to live"                                                                                                                                                                          patient.." doc, what's the bad news ?"                                                                                                                                                                                                             "the bad news is i should have told you three weeks ago"



  • Rizwan Bukhari
    by Rizwan Bukhari 11 months ago
    That is funny Monty...Here is my contribution :D

    A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?” Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely. “Once a week?” A third of the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant. “Once a month?” A few hands tepidly go up. Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”

    One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands. The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory. “If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?”

    The man yells, “Today’s the day!”
  • John Smith
    by John Smith 11 months ago
    Hop Sing calls into work and says, "Hey boss, I no work today. I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache. I no come work."
    The boss replies, "Hop Sing, I really need you to work today. When I feel sick like you, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
    Two hours later Hop Sing calls back and says, "I do what you say boss. I feel all better. I come to work now. By the way, you got nice house."
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